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shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

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22.May.13 8 hours ago

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

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22.May.13 8 hours ago

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

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22.May.13 8 hours ago

Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’m like in real life

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22.May.13 11 hours ago
22.May.13 11 hours ago
  • normal people: popular in real life
  • weird people: popular on tumblr
  • me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
22.May.13 11 hours ago

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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22.May.13 11 hours ago