i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via daisy-lemonade)
Close
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
(via fake-mermaid)
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
(via h-u-m-o-u-r)
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’m like in real life
(Source: chelseawoosh, via phaz-ing)
,,
Tell people about your religion without the use of your tongue
Imam Jaffar Alsadiq (via brittanyschoice)
(Source: thetwooceans, via andreaschoice)
- normal people: popular in real life
- weird people: popular on tumblr
- me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
(via chi-c)
