May 2013
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
petparent:
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
“Tell people about your religion without the use of your tongue”
– Imam Jaffar Alsadiq (via brittanyschoice)
normal people: popular in real life
weird people: popular on tumblr
me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
lameborghini:
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
2 tags
Omg stop self promoting on my picture saying “rosy” or “★★”
I literally do not understand why people do this. There is no point haha. I can guarantee you there is no way I am going to click on your blog xx
Anonymous asked: ahh where did you get those green pants? the ones in the converse picture. they are ridiculously cute!
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
slenclerman:
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*talking to therapist* yeah i’m pretty happy i guess. but i’m not tampon commercial happy
Ok good news: my throat doesn’t anymore
Bad news: my ears hurt and so does my jaw ugh why :’(((((
jeanvaljeanralphio:
The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
Reblog this is if it is okay to come to you and...
rockstarsushiman:
Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
Ughhh my throat is killing me I want to die haha :(((
I know I shouldn’t complain about something as little as this but I can feel myself getting sick and I did everything under the sun not to get infected or whatever ugh :’(((
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
